Monday, November 12, 2007

And the winner is...the adulterer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hey folks! Its me again ur friendly neighbourhood spiderman yada yada yada ( i seriously need to start looking for a new intro. This Spiderman thingy is so tired! Eish!!) Niways, I've not been up in here in a while. Busy busy busy...But I'm back now and this time for good (Why do I suddenly get this feeling I've heard that before? Hmmmm...)

So what's been happening? Quite a lot I must say. The latest is that BBA 2 is officially over and Richard Bezuidenhot from Tanzania won the 100k USD!! Now except someone is trying to allude to some sort of conspiracy theory that caused him to emerge winner, we are supposed to believe that Africa actually voted this brat winner!!! That is quite scary. I mean, like were are all our African values going? I can bet on my batman boxers that even in the so-called liberal western societies, Richard wouldn't have even smelt the top three. His supporters have been talking bullcrap about how entertaining his stay in the house was. I guess that is the sad depth to which our depraved continent has sunk; where open adultery can be viewed as "entertaining"

Don't get me wrong. I am a realist and I am awake that that is not the worst vice plaguing our world right now. But I'm of the opinion that the fact that it is happening doesn't make it right. Ok! Enough already! Shish! I was beginning to sound so serious, I was beginning to scare myself. Abeg o! Congratulations Richard. I hope Ricki, your wife, sues you and you have to give away 50% of that money in alimony settlements. Now that would be poetic justice...
2nd base o jare! Yeyerity!

Friday, October 19, 2007

He's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!

Yep! Its me ur friendly neighbourhood spiderman and I was just swinging by and decided to stop and say hello... Oh well, feels good to be back in this space. Sorry I had to take a french leave. It was due to the exigencies of work, bla bla bla (Did I hear a "Mau" squeak?)
Anyways, I'm back now and that's all that matters.
So what's being happening all this while? Hmmm...let me see...Oh yes! BBA! All them "untouchables" (remember them? Max, Lerato, Bertha and kwaku) have been shown the way out one after the other. Matter of fact, I am thinking of writing a book or recording an album titled: The demystification of the Untouchables. Belly Laugh
They fell like one after the other and even though they have all continually pledged allegiance to the 'untouchable toga,' at least they are no longer in my face and that's all that matters to me. Such an annoying bunch...***Hissssss***

Oh, I heard some really sad news this morning about the death of South African reggae star, Luck Dube Crying 2 Blowing Nose I read that the guy was shot right in front of his kids by armed men trying to snatch his car. So sad. He'll be sorely missed for sure. He was such a great singer and song writer; conscious lyricist all the way...now i'm too sad to write anymore...see y'all later...





Monday, September 17, 2007

Fake nominations my foot!!!

Original wuruwuru!! That was my initial reaction after watching the nomination show earlier today. When Kabelo came up with the story about the fake nominations, I was quite miffed. how come it was only when the long knives were drawn out for Lerato that they suddenly decided on the "fake nominations" Yeah right! I am starting to believe that Mr. Big Brother is re-writing the rules of the game as we go along.
But anyway, its his show so we don't have a choice but to wait another long 7 days before we can take a bite out of Bibendum (AKA Lerato, AKA Whale, AKA Hippo, AKA etc etc) two-faced consort, Bertha. Keep the knives sharpened.

PS: For all of you peeps reading my blog without bothering to leave comments...thanx for visiting anyway. But please leave your comments so I can know your opinions. C y'all tomorrow.